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  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• There was a mad scientist ( a mad ...social... scientist ) who kidnapped three colleague
  an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked each of them in seperate cells with plenty of canned food and water but no can opener....
• There was a mad scientist ( a mad ...social... scientist ) who kidnapped three colleague
  an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked each of them in seperate cells with plenty of canned food and water but no can opener....
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• There's an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and they are all attending a convention at some hotel.
  A fire breaks out when everyone is asleep. The engineer wakes up, smells the smoke, gets up, runs out into the hallway, runs to the nearest firehose, and douses the entire room with water....
• One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.
  The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most efficient design....
• M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
  ... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....