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• This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
  She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• All The Thanks I Need... A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny....
• Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
  he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
• A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of 3 possible operations.
  The operation is performed, but a month later, she's still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again....
• An eldrly couple decided to get married. The old gentleman had been after her for years, and she agree on the condition that they both get complete physical exams.
  They went to the doctor's office together, and he was called first....
• The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.
  They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....