A WASP was driving his car at Sonoma County, where is a large mental
hospital, he realizes that one of the tires of his car is flat. He
stops his car, looks outside. There is nobody around. Also he realizes
that the road he was riding was near the mental hospital. In short he
realizes that there is no available cheap labor to change the flat tire.
The WASP takes the spare tire out, jacks up the car, removes the tire,
puts the nuts in the hub cap and while trying to get the spare tire,
trips over the hub cap and all the nuts go down a nearby storm sewer.
There he is, a WASP near a mental hospital, away from any cheap labor,
helpless. Suddenly he hears someone yelling "Hey you! ", looks and finds
that there is someone inside the mental hospitals' yard (behind the bars).
The patient behind the bars says, "I have been watching you for a while
and saw the terrible thing happened to you, I think I can help."
"How?" asks the WASP.
"Easy," says the loonie, "Take one nut from each of the other three wheels
and put it on the fourth wheel, then if you are careful you will make it to
the nearest gas station."
"You are very smart" says the WASP to the loonie and continues,
"Why did they locked you in?"
"They put me in because I am a loonie," the guy tells the WASP and
continues, "Not because I am stupid."
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