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• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.
  These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we're afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospital...
• The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.
  They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph....
• What does he mean? Doctors may not say exactly what they mean.
  ......... The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians....
• Making The Rounds... A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning round
  and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand....
• Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, don't do that. ==
• Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Docto
  You've had an accident involving a train. Patie...
• Patient: "Doctor, there's a tulip growing from my ears.
  Doctor: "That's the strangest thing I have ever heard....
• When The Shoe's On The Other Foot by Art Buchwald It had to happen sooner or later.
  Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony....