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• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
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• This guy goes to his doctor to ask him a question. The doctor says, "What can I do for you?
  "Well doctor, I have a question for you. I masturbate, and I was wondering how often is too often....
• There was two businessmen, whose names happened to be Mr Turtle and Mr Carro
  and one day as they were coming back from lunch Mr Turtle says to Mr Carrot, "You know, you're getting fat", to which Mr Carrot says "You're not so slim yourself!...
• A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
  The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes....
• A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
  The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes....