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• This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
  I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it", the doctor asks?...
• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
  Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....
• A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
  "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
• Woman in her 40's never had sex. She decides to go to an oriental doctor to find out what was wrong with her, since she had heard so much about their ancient herb and other knowledge.
  Doctor tells her to strip from the waist down. She goes behind the curtain and does....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....