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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A man was having a problem of a personal nature, so he went to a doctor.
  The doctor examined him and said, "You have what we call Hong Kong dong....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• The Interview Steve was in a terrible accident at work.
  He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears....
• A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
  Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....