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  "Do begin with the bad news, please." "Allright....
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• Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
  Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first....
• Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
  Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the left leg had to be amputated....
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  The patient replied, "What's the bad news?" The doctor said, "Your tests have come back and we've determined that you only have two days to live....
• So, the doctor goes into the sick man's room... "I have some GOOD news and some BAD news", the Doctor said.
  "Well, let's hear the GOOD news frist", the Man said the doc pauses....
• The doctor comes in with the results of the mans checkup and says, I've got good news and bad news.
  The man says, give me the bad news first. The doctor says, the bad news is you have AIDS....