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Q: How Many Pre-meds Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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Q: How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hold the light bulb, and two to pull out the chair
from under him!
A: None: premeds don't screw, they study.
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