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  Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't want to name them without him seeing them first....
• 2 gays decide to have a baby. The one gets a sex change, becomes pregnant and the baby is born.
  When they go to the hospital nursery, they notice that all of the babys are crying except one....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• From the World's Best Aussie Jokes] Max Brown, a young father-to-be, was waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward where his wife was producing their first baby.
  As he paced the floor, a nurse popped her head round the door....
• A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and turned up pregnant.
  Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that would keep her secret safe, possibly right up until the birth....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• A man and his wife had decided to move to the country to enjoy the country life.
  They enjoyed it so much that eventually she became pregnant....
• My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!