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1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may immediately
change all or some of the rules.
5. The female is NEVER wrong.
6. If the female seems to be wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunder-
standing which was a direct result of something the male did or said
wrong.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given time.
9. The male must NEVER change his mind without the prior written consent of
the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset.
12. The female must NEVER, under any circumstances, let the male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules by the male, could result in sever
bodily harm.
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ACCORDING TO WOMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES 1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification....
THE RULES 1. The female always makes the 8.
The Female can change her rules. mind at any given point in time....
From egil@tc.fluke.COM Fri Feb 10 05:30:06 1989 Flag
000000000000 From: egil@tc.fluke.COM (Kevin Summers) Subjec...
I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she feels these rules are correctly stated.
THE RULES (*) For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship....
The Rules... ** The female always make the rules. ** The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
** No male can possibly know all the rules. ** If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules....
ACCORDING TO MEN, THESE ARE THE (GUY'S) RULES 1.
Rules? I don't need no stinkin' rules! 2. Rules, by their very nature must be constant and demo- cratically created or they serve no appropriate function....
81 Rules and Instructions on Being A Man 1. Don't call.
EVER. 2. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her....
Male & female Interpretations" THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rule
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students....