1. The female always makes the 8. The Female can change her
rules. mind at any given point in
time.
2. No male can possibly know all
the rules. 9. The Male must never change
his mind without written
3. The rules are subject to consent from the Female.
change at any time without
notification. 10. The Female has every right
to be angry or upset at any
4. If the female suspects the time.
male knows all the rules, she
MUST immediately change some 11. The Male must remain calm at
or all of the rules. all times, unless the Female
wants him to be angry or
5. The female is never wrong. upset.
6. If the female is wrong, it is 12. The Female must under no
because of a flagrant circumstances let the Male
misunderstanding which was a know whether or not she wants
direct result of something the him to be angry or upset.
male did or said.
13. Any attempt to document these
7. If rule 6 applies, the male rules could result in bodily
must apologize immediately for harm.
causing the misunderstanding.
14. If the Female has PMS, all
rules are null and void.
ACCORDING TO MEN, THESE ARE THE (GUY'S) RULES
1. Rules? I don't need no stinkin' rules!
2. Rules, by their very nature must be constant and demo-
cratically created or they serve no appropriate function....
