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• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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• Q: How do you know when your sister is on her period? A: Your father's dick tastes funny.
• Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly? A
  When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....