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  A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend/wife/lover is too fat?
  A: When she keeps her vibrator in the gun rack!...
• Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
• Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
  "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, the baby is named for an event that happened on the day baby is conceived....
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
  A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo!...
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
  A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo...
• The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked "Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?
  The great chief replied "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the wood...