Minnesota Slogans 1. I Came, I Thawed, I Transferred.

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Minnesota Slogans

1. I came, I thawed, I transferred....

2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.

3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.

4. Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.

5. Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.

6. One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.

7. Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.

8. Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.

9. Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.

10. Land of many cultures - mostly throat.

11. Where the elite meet sleet.

12. Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS

13. Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.

14. Minnesota - glove it or leave it.

15. Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?

16. There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota:
Colder, Older, & Fatter.

17. Many are cold, but few are frozen.

18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!

19. WARNING: You are entering Minnesota,
Please use an alternate route!

20. Minnesota: theater of sneezes.

21. Jack Frost must like Minnesota -
he spends half his life there.

22. Land of 10,000 Petersons.

23. Land of the ski and home of the crazed.

24. Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp
(Where the damn river starts!)

25. 10,000 lakes and no sharks!

26. In Minnesota ducks don't fly, people do!


Jeff Janke
AT&T Bell Laboratories

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