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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• DAN QUAYLE QUOTES: Dan Quayle, as quoted in The Washington Po
  "I've been blessed with wonderful parents and a wonderful family, and I am proud of my family....
• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• George Bush would run on his record but it skips.
• FOUR YEARS LATER... December 30, 2004 / Washington, D.
  C. (Associated Press) After four years of legal wrangling, George W....
• From the Dukakis campaign--- Dukakis and his wife, Kitty, are frequently quite affectionate in public.
  Reporters asked D. if he thought that Bush and his wife would have to behave more affectionately in response....