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• Is a new MAINFRAME O/S in the works at IBM ?!?! Mail from YORKTOWN received 11-Dec-79 23
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• Unknown From: SilkyKW There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world.
  However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau)....
• July 3,1990 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Rumors of the recent development of a super CPU in a secret factory in the breakaway republic of Bananistan seem borne out by documents leaked by high administration sources in an off-the-record briefing last week.
  What is known so far is that the chip is manufactured under sea moss technology by vapor depositing an ultra-thin substrate of L-triptophan on a base of semi-conducting carob....
• Q: What is seven miles long and goes five miles per hour?
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• Top 30 Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy when You're at Home 1.
  Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means of communication should be with letters that your neighbours have held for at least three weeks, discarding two of five....
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• Computer Dictionary 386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of buying a PC.
  Until Intel ramps up the 686. 640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year....