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This Comes From A Box Of My Dad's Stuff From World War II.
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This comes from a box of my Dad's stuff from World War II. I
transcribed it as accurately as I could from the original yellowed memo
(I fixed a few spelling errors, but left any wording errors as they were).
Brett Carver
Hewlett-Packard
hplabs!hpnmd!brett
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A FEW LESSER KNOWN FAMOUS QUOTES Here is a list of famous quotes and words of wisdom developed by the engineers from the (now defunct) Salt Lake City Operation of Hewlett-Packard.
Over a period of several days they slowly appeared on a centrally located white-board....
I have made no undetected errors...
Didn't I buy a '51 Packard from you in Cairo???
Today marks the first birthday of rec.humor.funny. Thanks to all my submitters for a funny year, and thanks to the readers, too.
(Please don't mail to thank me, the 700 Poll responses were enough....
Today marks the first birthday of rec.humor.funny. Thanks to all my submitters for a funny year, and thanks to the readers, too.
(Please don't mail to thank me, the 700 Poll responses were enough....
THE POWER USER'S GUIDE TO POWER USERS Power Users never read their software manual
instead they get petty cash from their secretaries and use it to buy books which contain the phrase "Power User" on the cover....
When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
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