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• This comes from a box of my Dad's stuff from World War II.
  I transcribed it as accurately as I could from the original yellowed memo (I fixed a few spelling errors, but left any wording errors as they were)....
• Would you buy a Pontiac from this, er, man?
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• Area 51... You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
  Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base....
• 135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
  She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
• Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
• If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche