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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one Saturday and laid their money down.
  Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all my money....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.
  The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most efficient design....
• An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a problem
  o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water, runs over to the fire, and puts it out....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three adjoining cabins at a decrepit old motel.
  First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the bathroom vanity....