Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Why Don't Scotsmen Ever Have Coffee The Way They Like It?
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar,
but if they drink it at home, they only take one,
and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three.
Related:
If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Well, there was this guy who'd been living a really great life as an art dealer in New York City, making tons of money and everything.
He was 30 and fixed for life, a millionaire, when he went to the doctor and found out that he had a very rare bone disease that was sure to kill him before he reached 31....
Top 30 Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy when You're at Home 1.
Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means of communication should be with letters that your neighbours have held for at least three weeks, discarding two of five....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
NEW INFANTS MIRACLE DIET FOR OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE Flabby Americans are always on the look out for a new diet.
The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet) or you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet)....
NEW INFANTS MIRACLE DIET FOR OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE Flabby Americans are always on the look out for a new diet.
The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet) or you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet)....
Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN -- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
-- You ski uphill. -- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked....