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• A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races.
  However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
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• The New Priest A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
  After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done....
• A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
  Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
• A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
  A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....
• During a blizzard, a parishinor of a Milwaukee parish was in a bad accident near Green Bay.
  The priest and nun from Milwaukee were driving up to the hospital the victim was in, in case last rites (sp?...
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• A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
  On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....