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• A priest wanted to raise money for the church. He was told that there was a fortune in horse rasing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in a race.
  However, at an auction, the going price for a horse was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey and race it....
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• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
  Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
• A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
  A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....
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• During a blizzard, a parishinor of a Milwaukee parish was in a bad accident near Green Bay.
  The priest and nun from Milwaukee were driving up to the hospital the victim was in, in case last rites (sp?...
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
  As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....