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• Heard from a friend in New York in about 1970.) When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress he called his opponent a "pig fucker.
  Lyndon's campaign manager said, "Lyndon, you know he doesn't do that!...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• If a man says something in the forrest, and there is no woman there to hear it, .
  ..is he still wrong? -- Anonymous When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Doctor Vs. Mechanic Larry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr.
  Bill Johnson, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager....