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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
• From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory)
  ) Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you think you would be up to the job?...
• From Our Finest Minds -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SMOKING KILLS.
  AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  ecl@mtgzy.UUCP Subject: Booming popularity Keyword...
• I am writing this on the morning following an event of great national shock.
  The Republicans have chosen Dan Quayle as the Vice-Presidential candidate....
• Hiawatha Designs an Experiment Hiawatha, mighty hunte
  He could shoot ten arrows upward, Shoot them with such strength and swiftness That the last had left the bow-string Ere the first to earth descended....