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  migod@csri.toronto.edu (Mike Godfrey) Subject: Since it's election time....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• Q. Are there any historical precedents for the Soviet system of elections?
  A. Yes, in the story of the creation. God made Eve, put her in the Garden of A member of an ethnic group reputed to have a stingy reputation and a member of an ethnic group often stereotyped as having a miserly cunning went to a restaurant....
• Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?
  "We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently....
• One day Adam was in the Garden of Eden when God came over to him and said, "I made something for you.
  What I made for you will do anything you say, fix your meals and give you indescribable pleasure....
• Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve: 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
  9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote....
• One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and said "Now i will teach you how to kiss".
  Lord, what is a kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and tought Adam everything about kissing....
• Adam and Eve After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.
  Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?...
• Cost-cutting Adam Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?
  Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman....