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  The guy says "Hey, that would be great....
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream.
  The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream....
• Guy is in a bar and he sees a couple of women. One is absolutely stunning and the other one is just a dog.
  As he is eyeing the foxy chick and getting nowhere her friend walks up to him....
• A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream.
  The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream....
• This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day.
  Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm an Aggie....