Two Canadians Decide To Go Duck Hunting So They Get Up Early One Morning, And Go Off To The Swamps With Their Red Hats, Duck Calls, And Their Trusty Hunting Dog.

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Two canadians decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning,
and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty
hunting dog. Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end
they headed home without a single duck! The first canadian said "Do you
think that maybe the duck calls didn't work?" The second replied, "No, the
duck calls were fine. I think we weren't throwing the dog high enough!"

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