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Q: What Do You Get When You Play A Country Song Backwards?
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Q: What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
A: You get your house back, your car back, your woman back, and you get
your whole damn life back.
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The End of Life The strangest thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean life is tough. It takes a lot of your time....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
.. - You know you're a horse AND dog person when you don't mind throwing frozen manure balls for the barn's goldie to fetch!...
Signs of Aging Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals....
When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? A: Your last blowjob.