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• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A 50 ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
• What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
  A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? A: Your last blowjob.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
  A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
  A: A dog that rips your leg off then runs for help....