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• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
• A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• PSYCHIATRISTS It had been a long day, and a psychiatrist was just about to close up his office, when a man entered the waiting room.
  About this time, the last thing he needed was one more kook, but he invited the man in....
• A guy goes to a psychiatrist and says "Doc I have a problem.
  Two months ago my cousin died and left me $75,000....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
• This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
  He waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office....
• A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
  "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
• A white man walks into a doctors office and asks for a physical.
  The doc starts performing the normal physical and asks the man to pull his shorts down....