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• A baby chick ask his mother. "Am I people?
  No, you are a chicken." "Was I born?...
• The little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
  Not yet" said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores....
• A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
• Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
• QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
  Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....
• It was the 1st day of school. The 2nd grade teacher asked some of her students to tell the class a story of something that had happened to them over the summer break in which they learned a moral.
  The first student stood up and said, "Well, I went to my father's farm, and oneday we counted the eggs in the chicken coupe to see how many chicks we would get, but that night a wolf came and ate 1/2 of the eggs....
• Q: Why do Easter Bunnies hide their eggs? A: They don't want anyone to know they've been fucking chickens.
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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