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• The Baby Chicken Asks: Are I People? No You Are Chicken!
  Do Chickens Come From People? No, Chickens Come From Eggs....
• Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
  A: None. Roosters Don't Lay Eggs!...
• Too chicken to get in harm's way.
• This is an egg... this is an egg on a 486DX-50 cpu...
• It was the 1st day of school. The 2nd grade teacher asked some of her students to tell the class a story of something that had happened to them over the summer break in which they learned a moral.
  The first student stood up and said, "Well, I went to my father's farm, and oneday we counted the eggs in the chicken coupe to see how many chicks we would get, but that night a wolf came and ate 1/2 of the eggs....
• Yawn a more Roman way.
• I saw this on a T shirt.... A chicken and an egg are laying (lying?
  ) in bed smoking a cigaret. They obviously just got done having sex....
• QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
  Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....