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  A: This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items....
• Q:" How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
  "A:" "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items....
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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
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• Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
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  "A:" Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....
• How many light bulb jokes does it take to screw in a light bulb joke?
  The probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is 0....
• Q:" How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....