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• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many Unix hacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them.
• Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...
• How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Into what?
• How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Assholes never see the light anyway....
• How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  .... - None. They aren't allowed to turn on the lights anyway.......
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Nebraskans does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's a light bulb?