How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) That's not funny!!!
2) Two. One to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels.
3) Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual
implications.
4) Four. One to change it, and three to write about how the
bulb is exploiting the socket.
5) Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were
the socket.
6) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick the balls off any
man trying to help the first one.