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How Many Graduate Students Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
2) It all depends on the size of the grant.
3) Two, and a professor to take credit.
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A: Only one, but it takes nine years....