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• Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only)....
• Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
• Q:" How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - one to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it....