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• How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Q:" How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None of your goddam business! "A:" Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• Q:" How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But he has to wait until the light is better....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them.