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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1,000,001. One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• Q:" How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Amish don't have light bulbs. They bake pies....
• How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Amish don't have light bulbs. They bake pies....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many gardeners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as older, heavier ones....