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How Many Poets Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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How many poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle, and one to
change the bulb.
Related:
Q:" How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How many firemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
(Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
How many Japanese industrialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....