How many rec.humor posters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) 1000. And they change the same bulb over and over and over again
and still no one notices it's been changed so they change it again and
again and then they even discuss it and then someone flames them for
not doing it in rec.humor.d.
2) 565.
1 to put in a trick bulb (say, a flash bulb).
6 to flame the first, pointing out that this bulb is different from
the old one.
29 to counter-flame, pointing out that the new bulb is *deliberately*
different, and is parodying the old one.
7 to leave the room, citing the extreme density of the 6.
12 to demand that this commentary be redirected to the other room.
14 to ask that the bulb be changed again, since they missed seeing it
the first time.
496 to climb all over each other, trying to put the old bulb back in.
