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How Many Paul Reveres Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? One If By Hand, But Two If By Feel.
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How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One if by hand, but two if by feel.
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How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
Q:" How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand our leaflets....
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified....
How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to recover the fumble....
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....