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• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Another in a series .... Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb....
• How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it....