How Many Science Fiction Writers Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end....
Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous....
Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and the other to say, "Fabulous! Fabulous!...