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  On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....
• An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.
  When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained....
• After the recent shuffle, Brian decided to take his cabinet for lunch.
  The waiter took his order. Waiter: What would you like for lunch, sir?...
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
  "Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....
• Eating a steak dinner in a nice restaurant near Sydney.
  The waiter approaches. Waitor: "How's your meat?...
• A Priest and a Rabbi got together for dinner every year in December to celebrate the holidays of Xmas and Hannukah.
  The Priest ordered a ham steak and the Rabbi some boiled chicken....
• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
  from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out who is really in charge....
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