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• PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
  As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....
• An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
  After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork....
• A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him.
  The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him what to do....
• A priest, a minister and a rabbi all died at the same time and met at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter stood before the locked gates and looked upon them sternly....
• A priest and a rabbi, long time friends, were having lunch together one day.
  ] Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, "Sam, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork?...
• Three men of the cloth - a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi - were counting collections taken during services for the week.
  They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two churches and one synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income)....
• Unknown An Orthodox rabbi lived a pious and exemplary life.
  Besides his learning, he had one true passion; he loved to play golf....