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• From: bgwolfe@ut-emx.UUCP (Michael Wolfe) Subjec
  Deathbed humour Date: 5 Jul 88 18:07:04 GMT An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life....
• An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.
  The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours....
• An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.
  The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours....
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  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
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