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• A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day there was walking across the campus and asked an upperclassman (drawling heavily),"Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?
  The upperclassman responded, "At Harvard we do not end sentences with prepositions....
• Once there was a Texan who was visiting Harvard and was lost.
  He stopped the first person he came to in the hall and said, "Can ya'll tell me where the libary is at?...
• My favorite college joke is about the lad from the hills of Kentucky who won a scholarship to MIT.
  In familiarizing himself with the campus, he was walking across the quad and stopped an upperclassman to ask, ""Scuse me, can you tell me whar the liberry is at?...
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
  On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard....
• Contractors Three contractors were touring the white house on the same day.
  One was from New York, another from Missouri, and the third from Florida....