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  His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it....
• A San Diego State student (formerly of Indiana) reached his twenty-first birthday without discovering the sexual pleasures a woman could provide.
  One evening his roommate (formerly from Walnut Creek) gives the virgin (who shall remain nameless but his initials are Thomas Earl Middleton) some cash and sends him to a house of ill repute, and instructs him to tell the madam of the house he's a virgin and ask for the most experienced woman....
• From: tneff@dasys1.UUCP (Tom Neff) Subject: Some original LBJs Date
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• Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that they are going to sleep together.
  So, the guy, Tom, goes to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms....
• You take the top off the standard sugar dispenser found at restaraunts around the country.
  You place a single layer of paper napkin over the opening in the glass part, then put salt on top of that....
• A Case For The FBI The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
  "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?...
• A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....